Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
500 cool points to yacht club games for designing a female knight with practical armor
i love shield knight SO MUCH IM GOING TO GO DIG A HOLE AND FILL IT WITH MY TEARS
this is a sneaking mission
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i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me
just a trail of sneaking
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